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Late Night under the table by ~CreativeNightmarex3:iconCreativeNightmarex3:

Categories Literature > Poetry > Satire > Open


When all the humans go to sleep,
Disco lights pop out
And waffles become porn stars
And the pancakes transform into strippers
The waffles like much more attention
Yet the pancakes get more around than usual
The fork applaud when those breakfast slide up and down the poles
EEEEP!
There they go again!
They ended up in the dishwasher again!
Mommy, the syrup exploded again.
Call the spoon!
She's that handy whore
Wait!
What about the knife?
He needs love or should I say amusement too
Uh oh, we forgot about the plate
No biggie, she was the only clean object here
I don't think it liked the sponge much anyway
It groaned too much
Maybe because of its holes
Oh well, that's what you call entertainment for the kitchen table at breakfast
Oh no! The toaster is crying!
That waffle just denied him!
Whoa, I see that bagel checking him out
Shield your eyes!
The bagel just gave the toaster a thong
Ooo, look at that extension cord wiggle
I think the bagel overdosed
Well at least the toaster had fun
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Author's Comments

Something I came up with

I wanted to do something different with my
poetry
and get humor out of it (:

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~BlueSilverUU Oct 18, 2009, 8:47:44 PM
You wanted to do something different, and did you ever succeed! Very amusing too.
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Mood: Lmao *Chemical-Shrimp Oct 19, 2009, 6:39:04 AM
Never will breakfast be the same again

--
:music:The terror held in wedding bells
The comfort in there's no one else
The truth be told I'm never gonna know:music:
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~CreativeNightmarex3 Oct 19, 2009, 12:05:08 PM
Tehehe,

I thank chuu very much :D

xDD

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Follow me through the candycane forest of dreams and I'll tell you my darkest secrets of fate♥
:iconcreativenightmarex3:
~CreativeNightmarex3 Oct 19, 2009, 12:05:33 PM
Noo, but whoo needs an generic breakfast?

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Follow me through the candycane forest of dreams and I'll tell you my darkest secrets of fate♥
:iconchemical-shrimp:
*Chemical-Shrimp Oct 19, 2009, 12:51:49 PM
Mice! They can't waste time :giggle:

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:music:The terror held in wedding bells
The comfort in there's no one else
The truth be told I'm never gonna know:music:
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~daisychainss Oct 20, 2009, 4:37:09 AM
i want breakfast now. :p
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*x-outsider-x Oct 21, 2009, 12:37:15 AM
Clever and very very funny! Love it! Faved :)

--
That thou mayest be everything
seek to be nothing.

~St. John of the Cross
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~CreativeNightmarex3 Oct 21, 2009, 2:00:18 PM
Hahahaha,
Noooo, they keep running so we can't
seee themm x]

--
Follow me through the candycane forest of dreams and I'll tell you my darkest secrets of fate♥
:iconcreativenightmarex3:
~CreativeNightmarex3 Oct 21, 2009, 2:00:35 PM
xDD

Nooo say no to the kinky breakfastness

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Follow me through the candycane forest of dreams and I'll tell you my darkest secrets of fate♥
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